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HELPFUL CHINESE PHRASES
English Phrase - Chinese Phrase I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat Are you hiding a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man - Dum Gai Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee table. - Ai Bang Mai Ni It's very dark in here. - Wai So Dim Has your flight been delayed? - Hao long Wei Ting? An unauthorized execution. - Lin Ching. I thought you were on a diet? - Wai Yu Mun Ching? This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King You are not very bright. - Yu So Dum I got this for free - Ai No Pei I am not guilty! - Wai Hang Mi? Please stay a while longer. - Wai Go Nao? They have arrived. - Hai Dei Kum. Stay out of sight - Lei Lo He's cleaning his automobile. - Wa Sing Ka. Your body odor is offensive. - Yu Stin Ki Pu Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
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