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FANQUEVALLEMUD
New word for the day - "Fanquevallemud"
Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the
following conversation...Read aloud for best results.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
room-service at a hotel in Asia.....
Room Service(RS): "Moling! loom sirfesee"
Guest(G): "Yes......"
RS): "Dju witch true odor somefing??"
(G): "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
RS): "How July it done peace?"
(G): "What??"
(RS): "How July it done?... Fi, boy?"
(G): "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
(RS): "Howbow bkan?"
(G): "Crisp will be fine."
(RS): "O light. An some DOS?"
(G): "What?"
(RS): "Dosee. July some DOS?"
(G): "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'Door-C'
means."
(RS): "Mmm...............Toes! toes!..."
(G): "O, you mean Toasts!....No, do you have something else?"
(RS): "Howbow ink-ga-nutsu mudfun?"
(G): "English muffin!! I've got it! Yes, an English muffin will be
fine."
(RS): "Copy?"
(G): "Sorry?"
(RS): "Copy...Mill...all T?"
(G): "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
(RS): "O light. Seeangle ache, quits P bkan, DOS, mudfun and copy..
wite??"
(G): "Well....Whatever you say"
(RS): "Fanquevallemud!"
(G): "You're welcome"