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A clergyman parked his car in a no parking zone in the city because he was short of time and couldn't find a free parking space.
Feeling guilty, he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have driven around the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I will miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."
When he returned to his car, he found a ticket from a traffic warden along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."