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FROG'S FORTUNE
A frog goes to have his fortune told. The fortune teller looks at his little webbed palm and says, "Aha! You're about to meet a beautiful young lady who is going to want to know everything about you." The frog says, "Thanks! I'm going to run right back to the pond so I won't miss her." The fortune teller says, "You won't meet her at the pond. You're going to meet her in her freshman biology class."
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