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THE ESCAPED LION
A guy is walking along the street when he sees a crowd of people running towards him. He stops one of the runners and asks "What's happening?" "A lion has escaped from the zoo!" is the reply "Oh my God! Which way is it heading" says the guy "Well you don't think we're chasing it do you?"
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