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Sam and Bessie have been married for forty years. During those years Sam always wanted to own an expensive pair of cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home. He walks into the kitchen and asks Bessie, "So do you notice anything different about me?" "What's different? It's the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants. What's different?" Frustrated, Sam goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out completely naked, wearing only his new boots. Again he asks Bessie, "Do you notice anything different?" "What's different, Sam? Its hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it will be hanging down tomorrow." Angrily, Sam yells, "Do you know why it's hanging down? Cause it's looking at my new boots." Bessie replies, "You shoulda bought a hat."
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