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PINATA
Some time back, an activity I'm a member of was sponsoring storybook games for children. For my part, I made a huge pinata, of a bear's head. Two miniature padlocks were hung from its ears, and a third in its nose. I then spraypainted the whole thing gold. Another member challenged my creation, saying it didn't represent any children's story. And I replied, "Of course it does! That's 'Goldibear and the Three Locks!'"