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The Perfect Worker

1   Brian Wilson, my assistant tax accountant, can always be found
2   hard at work in his cubicle.  Brian works independently, without
3   wasting company time talking to colleagues.  Brian never
4   thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5   finishes given assignments on time.  Often he takes extended
6   measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7   breaks.  Brian is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8   vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9   knowledge in his field.  I firmly believe that Brian can be
10  classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11  dispensed with.  Consequently, I duly recommend that Brian be
12  promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13  executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the
report sent to you earlier today.  Kindly re-read only the odd lines.
 

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