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1. Johnny has an AK-47 with a 40 round clip. If he
missed 6 out of 10 shots, and shoots 11 times at
each drive-by, how many drive-by shootings can
he attend before he has to reload?
2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. He sells an 8-ball
to Jackson for $220 and 2 grams to Billy for $85
per gram. What is the street value of the balance
of the coke if he doesn't cut it?
3. Rufus is pimping for 3 girls. If the price is $63
per trick, how many tricks will each girl have to
turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack
habit?
4. Jerome wants to cut his 1/2 lb. of heroine to make
20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he
need?
5. Willis gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy,
and $100 for a 4X4. How many Chevys will he have to
steal to make $600?
6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got
$10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is
spending $1,000 per month, how much money will be
left when he gets out of prison, and how many years
will he get for killing the bitch that spent his
money?
7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and
the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters
can Rodney spray with 3 cans of paint?
8. Hector knocked up 4 girls in his gang. There are 27
girls in the gang. What percentage of the gang has
Hector knocked up?
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