THIS WILL BE MY LAST E/MAIL.
I have felt this coming on for sometime now!
I have decided to join a guerilla force and to fight selflessly
for the liberation of the oppressed populations worldwide.
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP ME! THESE PEOPLE NEED ME!
My decision has been made
I have attached a picture of my fellow freedom fighters.
VIVA LA LIBERATION, VIVA!
Please feel free to join me.