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THE WEALTHY SOCIALITE
A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends. She awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hang-over, so she rang for the butler and asked for a cup of strong black coffee. "Jeeves" she said, "I can't remember a thing about last night. How did I get to bed?" "Well, Madam, I carried you upstairs and put you to bed" "But my dress?" "It seemed a pity to crumple it, so I took it off and hung it up" "But what about my underwear?" "I thought the elastic might stop the circulation, so I took the liberty of removing them". "What a night!" she said. "I must have been tight!" "Only the first time, Madam."
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