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THE PENIS TATTOO

A guy gets home late one night and his wife says: "Where have you been?"

"I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."

"What the hell were you thinking?  Why did you get a hundred dollar bill 
on your penis?"

"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow. number two, once in a 
while, I like to play with my money. And lastly, instead of you going 
out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks
anytime you want!"
     

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