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A guy meets a girl at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night.
Her parents are out of town and this is the perfect opportunity.
They got back to her house and they go into her bedroom, and when the guy walks in the door he notices all these fluffy toys.
There's hundreds of them, fluffy toys on top of the wardrobe, fluffy toys on the bookshelf and window sill, there's more on the floor, and of course fluffy toys all over the bed.
They clear off the bed and go at it.
Later, after the sex, he turns to her and asks..."well, how was I?"
She says, "Well, you can take anything from the bottom shelf."