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BLOW UP LOVE
There was a guy who owned a whorehouse and on one particular day all of his women happened to get the flu and had called in sick. Not wanting to lose any business that day, he thought up a solution and went to the local sex shop to purchase inflatable women. He put one in each room and then dimmed all the lights so no one would notice. Not long after he opened, a man walked in and ordered six beers and a hooker. The man gave him his six beers and a key to one of the rooms. The man went upstairs but not long after he returned with what remained of his beer and sat down to drink it by himself. The bartender, worried, went over to ask what had happened. The man told his story, "Well sir, I got on her and was pounding away and she was letting out these tiny little squeaking noises and everything was good. Then I moved over and bit her nipple, when all of a sudden she let out this really loud fart and flew out the window!!"
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