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TATTOO
A very distinguished looking lady walks into a tattoo shop and sits down. The owner, amazed at seeing such a sophisticated lady in his shop, runs over immediately and asks if he could help her. To his shock and utter delight, she lifts up her silk dress and points to her right inner thigh ... very high up. "Right here," she says, "I want you to tattoo a turkey, and underneath it I want the word 'Thanksgiving'." Then she points to her left thigh....just as high up, and says "On this side, I want you to tattoo an evergreen tree with lights and tinsel and an angel on top, and "I want the word 'Christmas'." underneath it. The owner looks at her. "OK, lady, it's none of my business, but that is probably the most unusual request I've ever heard. Why in the world do you want to do that?" "Well," the lady said, "I'm sick and tired of my husband always complaining that there's never anything good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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