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MICKEY MOUSE

Have you heard that Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce?

Yes, it's very sad, but Mickey went to see a divorce lawyer and explained what was 
going on and why he wanted a divorce.  The attorney was shocked and told Mickey 
that he would have to do some checking and for Mickey to come back in a week.  

The following week Mickey showed up and the attorney told him, "I've been 
investigating your allegations and I don't think that you can prove that 
Minnie is crazy."  

"Crazy?" Mickey asked.  "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!"


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