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HALLOWEEN PARTY

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.  She got a 
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his 
good time being spoiled by not going. 

So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain,
and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party. In as much
as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would 
have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was 
not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and copping a
little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife came up to him and
being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry 
and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.

Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, 
so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation 
he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time 
he had.  He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good 
time when you're not there." 

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there,
I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played 
poker all evening. 

But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!"


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