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BEAR FISHING
One day a bear sat on the side of a bank observing a fish jumping out of the water trying to catch the fly... The bear thought to himself, if that fly drops six inches the fish will jump up to get the fly and I will jump in the lake and get my dinner. In burrow a little mouse surveyed the situation. If that fly drops six inches, the fish will jump up to get the fly, the bear will jump in to get the fish and then I can safely leave and go find my dinner. In a tree above the bank a hungry cat looked down on the dillema. Hmmm thought the cat, if that fly drops six inches, the fish is going to jump up to get the fly, the bear is going to get the fish and the mouse will run out and I will have MY dinner. So as it goes the fly drops six inches, the fish jumps up to get the fly, the bear jumps into the lake to get the fish, the mouse scurries out into the open and the cat falls out of the tree intothe lake...So what is the moral of the story???? "IF THE FLY DROPS SIX INCHES THE PUSSY IS GOING TO GET WET!"
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