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Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly:
Nike Condoms : - Just do it.
Ford Condoms : - The ride of your life.
Sony Condoms : - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
Microsoft Condoms : - Where do you want to go today?
KFC Condoms : - Finger Licking Good.
M&Ms Condoms : - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Bernard Matthews Condoms : - Beautiful
Safeway Condoms : - Lightening the Load
Abbey National Condoms : - Because life's complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms : - The Real Thing.
Ever Ready Condoms : - Keep going and going ....
ESSO Condoms: - The eye of the Tiger
Macintosh Condoms : - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Pringles Condoms : - Once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger King Condoms:- Home of the Whopper.
Goodyear condoms : "For a longer ride go wide"